Ok, so I caved!
I know, I know, I said I wanted a double treadle, travelling spinning wheel with three speeds and a large orifice, but to quote my mother "(I'm) an impatient child".
And I just happened to be on ebay looking for a ball winder, which arrived yesterday,
when what should appear in front of me, like a completely-calorie-and-guilt-free, all-you-can-eat chocolate cake smorgasbord, but a louet, with swift and carders. Buy now, for next to nothing!
Well, I would have been rude not to.
So I am now the very proud owner of a single treadle, not-necessarily-built-for travelling, one speed bobbined louet. It does have a very large orifice though (ooh er!) And boy, do I love it!

No, the fried egg pod chair didn't come with the wheel.
But the ability to spin did! So as soon as I'd assembled the S20, I started into my Secret Santa project.
Back in October, everyone in the Guild brought in 100g of fibre. These were put in a sack for a lucky dip. Whatever you pulled out was to be taken home and brought back in December made up into a wrapped gift.
There wasn't quite enough to go around, so I loudly proclaimed that as I worked in discarded materials, rather than take 100g of nice new fibre, I would take the crappy stuff lurking at the bottom of the Guild's store cupboard that no one wanted to touch.
Me and my big mouth!
I got a bag of stained and felted skirtings from several different fleeces, including a curly Wenslydale. Some of it was washed, other bits still in the grease, and all of it packed with rough-as-chuff kemp and bits of Ulster hedgerow. NNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCEEEEEE!
As well as this bag of scratchy delights, I was given the felt off cuts from the Guild's banner.
Nothing bigger than about 5cm square.
So I put the two together and carded them, then spun them up.
The results are currently drying on a
radiator.
I'll have to keep what I'm going to do with them a secret until after early December, but I think you can all rest assured that I won't be turning this yarn into undies.
I'm reserving something FAR scratchier for that job.