Ladies and Gents, we have a winner.....

well, two actually.
This month's vintage pattern caption competition lead me to declare a draw. I just couldn't decide between (or stop laughing about....)

Skein Queen's

Woah! Careful with the Swan Vesta, Dave, you might melt the acrylic.

And Anne Taylor's

Are you going to do the burn test or am I? And are we both agreed to tell the wives it was done by a grizzly swipe!!!!

So they shall both be receiving a skein of yarn or spinning/felting fibre of their colour choice.

I shall post up a new caption competition pattern tomorrow. Take part and make me laugh...